Today my kids were up and dressed before I was. The occasion? Valentine's Day.
Back in October, I called my kids' schools to find out what happened for Halloween, because I had gotten no communication saying "no scary costumes" or anything such as that.
Turns out, the schools don't do anything with Halloween. Because of the controversy, they don't have Christmas parties either. The secretary at the elementary school said that the only holiday for which the classes are allowed to have a party is Valentine's Day.
It's a good thing love is still politically correct.
But I hope the party police don't find out Valentine was a Christian saint.